Kaat ke kaleja dikha denge,
mummi se tumko mila denge

Oye hoye sharma gayi kya
phone kat di mammi aa gayi ka,
A.. mammi aa gayi ka Tum.. mar kha gayi ka.

Baat mera suno tum dhyan laga ke,
bol rahe hai anuman laga ke,
lagta hai kal raat tum khai ho maar
so jao na jhandu bam lagake.

alarm laga ke sonq meri sona,
ham sapna me dekhe tum wahi ladki ho,
shahar me tum bahut nayi lagti ho,
jeans weans ka chakkar hatao,
sadi me tum bahut sahi lagti ho.

Sun mera bhai hamko pyar ho gaya,
ladki ke chakkar me mar ho gaya
baarish me bheeg ke gaye ham milne,
agla din hamko bukhar ho gaya.

Meri rani meri tampa
tum payal pehno ya jhumka,
tum jo bhi pahno bahot sahi lagega,
mera paas aao thanda nahi lagega.

Sab sahi lagega ,
jab mehfil jama denge shama me,
aur hukka ko fuk dege hawa me hawa me.

Birhtday me hum tumko wish karenge,
door mat jana bahut miss karenge,
hamko corona ka dar nahi hai,
corona ho jaye fir bhi kiss karenge.

Tum rachi ki rani ya mal bahot billa ho,
dilli ki momo ya simla ka silla ho,
pyar me hai pagal ye se na maro,
kuch to batao patna ki paro.

Telo ke gana me dam nahi hai ,
meri pagli kisi laila se kam nahi hai,
meri pagli ko dekhega ghoor ke,
tera takla pe marege ud ke.

Tumko sona bhi kahega,
tumko jaan bhi kahege,
tumko rani bhi kahege,
tumko chand bhi kahege,
tumse shadi karna hai seena tan ke kahege.

Sona.. meri jaan ho kya,
banaras ki ho mitha pan ho kya,
Goa to nahi tunko digha le jayege,
burger to nahi tumko pizza khilayege.
jo tumko dekha ham usko girayege
chap mat lo barat le ke aayege,

chap mat lo barat le ke aayege