Yeh ek social service announcement hai jo janhit mai jari hai.
Sarkar apko kuch baatein batana zaroori samajhte hai,
Aur mujhe lagta hai,
yeh meri bhi zimmedaari hai…

Basically, Yeh aaj kal ke girlfriend namak tabahi ki kahani hai
Ishq mai kaise pyar se l*** lagte hai, bas itni si baat apko batani hai
Ho sakta hai kuch logo ko meri baatein achi na lage,
I am just trying my luck.
Waise bhi you can’t keep everyone happy, so I don’t give a f***

londay pyar mai kya kya ch**** nahi karte tum iske barein mein sochoge
Aur inme se tumne kitne kiye hai yeh soch ke khud ko kosoge
Kehte hai Ishq aag ka dariya hai, lekin lauduu,
tujhe tairna kaha aata hai.
jaha haat na jaye waha gandu tu kaiko khujaan ta hai…

Aajkal ke relations kitne jhatu aur do kaudi ke hai
Humare andar yeh saare ghaav us maa ke l*** ke hai
yeh udta hua teer shayad humko apni g*** mein lene ka bahut shaukh hai
kyunki pehle din se humko pata hota hai ki picture apni flop hai

tumhare jaise c*** ashiq yeh ghuma chuki hai hazaar.
Yeh saari matlab ke machine hai inko kisi se nahi ho sakta hai pyar.
Kitne bhi maralo inko
humesha *** pad jaata hai.
Har do minute mai inko toh apna ex-boyfriend yaad aata hai.

Lekin halat yeh hai sab jaanke bhi hum kuch kar nahi paate..
Saamne likha rehta hai ki g**d fatne waali hai par kyu hum usko padh nahi paate
Pata nahi yeh chota sa funda inko kyu nahi samajh mai aata hai.
Ke inka jo so called best friend hai,
woh inke saath
bas sona chahta hai

Londo se itni der tak gale lagti hai, ke na jaane kabke yeh bichde hai
Aur g**d jali mai hum sochte hai ke hum hi shayed pichde hai.
Inki sakhi saheliya hume broad minded hone ke rai deti hai
Khud ke resto ke l*** lage hai, aur humare bhi laga deti hai.
Humari insecurity ka bahut bada haat inke kapdo ko bhi jaata hai
Jise inki cleavage aur *** crack, sab ekdum saaf nazar aata hai.
Low waist pehna bhe in bechariyo ke bahut badi majboori hai
Kyuki inki g*** ka titli ka tattoo logo ko dekhna bhi toh zaroori hai…

Pyar ko samajhne ke inki aukaad nahi hai
Hum maa baap se milade aise inme koi baat nahi hai
Ishq mai hum inko
zzabrran laila bana dete hai
Asliyat mai yeh laila ke j*** nahi hai.

Mai chalta tha jis raaste
tujhe pane ke waaste
meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Jaanke anjaana tha,
humesha mai begaana tha,
tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha

Humara number humesha WhatsApp Facebook ke baad hi aata hai.
yeh hagne baad mai jati hai, pehle inka update aa jata hai.
Saara din aur sari raat yeh phone ke g*** mai gusi rehti hai.
Aur kuch bolo toh inka bhosada udaas hoo jaata hai

Tumhare absence mai pata nahi yeh babydolls kya kya karte hai.
Inka koi iman dharm, koi moral values thodi hai jinse yeh darti hai.
Koi badi baat nahi hai jo bhai bolkar inko ek saal se gift de raha hai
Tumhare jaane ke baa b*****a wohi inki le raha hai
Ek din guitar uthake bolte hai.. See it’s been gifted by my ex.
Ek baar toh muu se naam bhi nikal gaya uska, when we were having sex.
G**d phati mai do second minute mein mera kele se kishmish ho gaya.
Mai chotu ko dhundta raha, woh bechaara jhadiyoo mai kahi kho gaya

Baap ke paas scooter nahi, lekin ladka BMW waal hoona.
Kadkoo ke he hoota hai inka saara r***i rona
Paise waale launde ke saath mai ekdum g**d phati mai yeh rehti hai.
Phir unki maa behan kya, unke jute chappal bhi yeh sehti hai

Bachpan mein jo papa ne samjhayi ab samajh mein aayi woh baat.
Padhai nahi karega toh achi ladke kaise milegi?
Padhai.. equals naukari, equals paisa.ooo f**k…
Matlab papa ko bhe pata tha key yeh s***ya paiso se hi aati hai haat..
Now the question is, ke paisa hoke bhi hum inke jaal mai kyu phas jaate hai?
Kutte bankar kyu inke saamne pyar ke liye haat phailaate hai
Kyuki hum ch*** hai, and we always need an emotional support.
Aur isi baat ka toh fayda uthati hai yeh m****ing wh***.

Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they’ve slept with.
They say it so proudly, ke na jaane maa baap ke kitne seva ki hai..
Pandrah bees min tak toh yeh humko pehchante tak nahi hai
Phir baad mein inko yaad aata hai.. “Oh f***..isne bhi toh meri lee hai.”

Lekin itne saare logo ko yaad rakhna humanly possible bhi toh nahi hai.
Badi baat hai ke inko yaad hai ke hum inke saath hai.
Ho sakta hai kyunki inke yeh temporary haalat hai.
Nahi toh kitne saare logo ko toh yeh kapde pehante hi bhool gayi hai..
Awww.. kitna cute face banake yeh meri lyrics sun rahi hai
Jaise inko idea hi nahi hai ke mai yeh sab kiske bare mein bol raha hu
Actually yeh hans isi liye rahi hai, kyuki inki g*** phati hui hai
Kyunki ek ek karke main inke saare raaz khol raha hu..

haha….

Mai chalta tha jis raaste
tujhe pane ke waste
meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Jaanke anjaana tha,
humesha mai begaana tha,
tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha

Dusre dudes ke example leke humesha yeh humari g**d jalati hai
“You know my friend sunny? Oh my God! ekdum Sanjay Dutt dikhta hai.”
Agar humko inki c*** jaisi shakal se pyar na hua hota na
Toh hum batate ke yeh sunke humko kaisa lagta hai..

Ek maheene mai aapka sense of humour inke saamne fade ho jaata hai.
Then they talk business, “ghar pe kya bolu.. tu kitna kamata hai?”
Phir dheere dheere inke behaviour mai changes aane lagte hai
Aur achanak se inke life mai koi NRI aa jaata hai..
Lekin kabhi muh kholke yeh nahi bolegi ke aapko ch**ne waali hai.
They play mind games; and let you do this dirty job.
“You deserve someone better, mai bahut buri hu, khush rehna tu.”
End mein lagta hai, aap hi ne ki hai bechari pe na jaane kitne paap.

Apne convenience ke hisab se yeh pat se badal jaati hai
Agar bahut umad umad ke pyar aa raha hai toh zaroor aapse kuch chahti hai
You’re only there till she finds someone better then you
Uske baad who are you, and kaun hai re tuu…

Humko lagta hai yeh sirf humare saath hua hai lekin bhai sabki yahi story hai
Nigal bhi nahi sakte ugal bhi nahi sakte, ajeeb si yeh majboori hai
Isi liye aaplog meri lyrics se itna zyada kar rahe ho relate
Maine bhi frustrate hoke hi kar raha hu yaar yeh story narrate.

Humari g**d maarte maarte bhale yeh kabhi nahi thakti hai
Lekin lent upwaas roz ekdum yaad se yeh rakhti hai
Now even God knows that you guys are so f***g fake
Hanste honge woh upar tumhari jhoote bhakti dekh.
Bhagwan kare jo maine saha uska at least aadha tu bhi bhoge
Aur tu bhi jaane kaisa lagta hai apna sab kuch khoke
Teri aakhon ke saamne tera boyfriend kisi aur ko kiss kare
Aur sari raat tu ro rokar bas mujhko miss kare
If my love was true toh tu dekhna tere saath yeh sabkuch hoga
Uparwala mujhe bhi toh dega tujhpe hansne ka ek mauka
Don’t even think of coming back, because now I hate you from my heart”
ab swap hone waale hai hum dono ke haalat

Tujhe yah sab kehke bh*** mujhe bura kyu lag raha hai
Kyu mujhe har jagah tera yeh manhoos chehra dikh raha hai
Mujhe barbaad karke bhi kyu tu mere dimag se nahi jaati hai
Kyu subah sham bas mujhe teri yaad aati hai.

kyuuuu

Rateein meri
baatein teri
sari mulakate teri,
jaane kaise tujhko
mai batau
Kaise bhulau tujhe.
dil se mitau tujhe..
kaise dil ke aag bhujau…